Obama in White House at desk signing papers. Checks watch, suddenly gets up, yells: "Michelle, I'm heading out to play cards with McConnell. Don't wait up!" Under his breath: "Cheap bastard."
Next scene is Obama kicking back on Air Force One.
Next scene is Obama in solid black Ninja suit sneaking into Trump Tower. Following is a series of scenes where, while he is personally tapping Trump's phone in his office on the 30th floor, people keep recognizing him and he keeps throwing them off with stories which get more and more outlandish and charming them with Obama charisma.
Finally he steps out of the elevator into the lobby where a crowd has gathered (apparently by word of mouth), all taking selfies and cheering for him. A reporter asks: "What are you doing here Mr. President?"
Obama: "Oh, please. I was just bugging Trump's phone." Crowd laughs and cheers, Obama makes his exit, then pops his head back in the door: "Oh, and please just keep this secret, OK? Peace Out."
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